Overheard

First Guy: I was watching American Idol last night and somebody
mentioned John Locke. My friend was like "Who's John Locke? Isn't he a
magician?" I was like "I can't believe that you don't know who John Locke
is!"

Second Guy: Oh my God. Has he been living under a rock? We learned
about him in, like, grade 9.

Girl: Your friend doesn't like me now because I made fun of him for not
knowing who John Locke was.

First Guy: So what did Locke do?

Second Guy: I'm not really sure.

First Guy: Me neither.

Girl: ...